NZ vs Aussie

On a tour of NZ, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean for some sightseeing.
He was cruising along the beach at Wanganui in his car, when there was a frantic commotion just off the shore.

A helpless man wearing a green and gold Aussie rugby jersey was struggling frantically to free himself, from the jaws of a 5-metre shark.
As the Pope watched horrified, a Waka cruised up alongside with two men wearing All Black jerseys.

Rangi quickly threw a harpoon into the shark's side. Hohepa reached out and pulled the mauled, bleeding and semi-conscious Aussie from the water. Then, using long clubs, Rangi and Hohepa killed the shark and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope summoned them to the beach, 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions,' he told them. 'I heard that there was some bitter rivalry between New Zealand and Australia , but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'

As the Pope drove off, Rangi asked Hohepa 'Who the hell was that, bro?'

'That was the Pope cuz' Hohepa replied. 'He's in direct contact with God bro, and has access to all of God's wisdom.'

'Well' Rangi said, 'he may have access to God's wisdom, but he don't know bugger all about shark fishing .......... Is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to get another Aussie?

lmao

Are you still sore about the kiwis not making it to the world cup Laughing

Must have been wayne barnes fault hey

Eddie was at school one morning when the teacher asked all the children what thier fathers did for a living
All the typical answers came out
Fireman,policeman,accountant,chippy,salesman ect:
Eddie was being uncaracteristically quiet
So the teacher ask him about his father
"my father is an exotic dancer in a gay club,he takes off all of his clothes in front of other men
Sometimes if an offer is realy good he'll go out with other men rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him" says Eddie
The teacher quickly organiises work for the other children and takes little Eddie aside and asks him "Is that realy what your father does for a living Eddie"
"no " said Eddie "He's realy an allblack but I was to ashamed to say that"

What's the difference between the all blacks and an arsonist

A. An arsinist would'nt waste 5 matches

kiwi f**ks Laughing

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DOGS vs HOGS

Allblacks new Bro
I'm soory That should be Bra
All the support and no cup